Head Cold Haiku

Will someone please tell my cold that by now I should be getting better, not worse? Six days into this, I suddenly ache so much it's hard to type, and I can barely talk. I would swear I have the flu, only this didn't come on like flu, and I don't have fever. Do you think it will embarrass Ben if I drive carpool this afternoon in my pajamas?

In my compromised state, I'm not feeling particularly creative, but I did pen this little piece for Haiku Friday.



I doubt a high school English teacher would like it, but at least it's topical.

Chicken soup almost gone,
I still can’t breathe through my nose.
Colds suck donkey balls.