Eureka!

I found it!!

My calendar, subject of a massive search-and-rescue mission these last few days, was discovered this morning in the bedroom of one Billy Bird, 17, lying amid a stack of school papers and a bunch of folded laundry that should have been put away days ago.

When asked for comment, the calendar said, "Oy vey! You would not believe how often she misplaces me. Will someone please help this woman????"